Comment from Verbena (Submitter) :
you missed the best part of "Champagne Disco", http://www.champagnedisco.co.uk/, the link to it's creator, Floyd http://www.floyd-services.co.uk/index.htm, who charges £5/ hr but is willing to negotiate. Floyd also leads you to his unfortunate client, Frank, the "Odd Job King" http://www.theoddjobking.co.uk/ . . .    yikes . . .